“I’m all about that Case about that Case,

no Cooley”

 

“I didn’t choose the 4.0 life,

it didn’t choose me either”

 

“When you spell a word so wrong that 

spellcheck is like I don’t know 

what to tell u man”

 

“The amount of stress I’m feeling is 

directly proportional to the amount of 

cream cheese I put on my bagel”

 

“Do you have feelings that can’t be 

contained to 200 characters? 

Write for The Maroon-News.”