Yaks of the Week


Yaks of the Week

“I’m all about that Case about that Case,

no Cooley”


“I didn’t choose the 4.0 life,

it didn’t choose me either”


“When you spell a word so wrong that 

spellcheck is like I don’t know 

what to tell u man”


“The amount of stress I’m feeling is 

directly proportional to the amount of 

cream cheese I put on my bagel”


“Do you have feelings that can’t be 

contained to 200 characters? 

Write for The Maroon-News.”