It was an interesting Oscars. The King’s Speech stole best picture and best director from The Social Net­work; James Franco did such a bad job hosting the Academy Awards that he made me forget that he was the man; Melissa Leo dropped an F-bomb and the hot mom from Modern Family showed us her greatest assets. Instead of a standard recap of the biggest night in Hollywood, I decided to treat the readers this week with tweets from the night. Some of these tweets are from Hollywood celebrities while others are from Colgate celebrities. Either way, enjoy…

sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

Jennifer Lawrence just won the coveted “I Can Talk About How Good She Looks Without My Wife Getting Pissed Off” award.

AnneattheOscars Anne Hathaway-Oscars

the truth is, im banksy

francoatoscars James Franco-Oscars

@AnneattheOscars Hey, Jennifer Lawrence has a question about the script so I have, to, um, talk to her. Outside. Somewhere.

BillKindler Bill Kindler

If my life depended on it I wouldn’t know where to go to watch an “animated short film.”

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Kirk Douglas looks like Voldemort.

francoatoscars James Franco-Oscars

@AnneattheOscars You gotta help me get this weird old guy off stage. He just won’t go. He’s bigger than I thought. Come on!

ConanOBrien Conan O’Brien

Watching the Oscars. Not crazy about the womb Natalie Portman’s baby chose to wear.

sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

BREAKING: Buster Olney reports that Billy Crystal is warming up in the Oscars bullpen.

AnneattheOscars Anne Hathaway-Oscars

small breasts are IN

sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

I missed Billy Crystal coming out of the bullpen because I was too busy watching the Knicks matter again. What a game!

sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

BREAKING: Houston Rockets trade Yao Ming’s expiring contract to the Oscars for James Franco and a 2011 unprotected #1 pick.

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Sandra Bullock needs to have some work undone.

Missinfo Missinfo

kings-speech won, but was the same scene in diff rooms (king stutter, king angry, king surprised, humbled).

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

All in all, an unimpressive year for dead people.

PerezHilton Perez Hilton

I think the #Oscars would be a lot more fun with some @NICKIMINAJ!!! Am I right or am I right???

PerezHilton Perez Hilton

And speaking of gay #AnneHathaway, you’re let­ting us gays down! I’m VERY disappointed she’s not changing outfits in between every break!

@THR Hollywood Reporter

Oscar Review: James Franco Bombs, Makes It Feel Like 127 Hours of Boredom

jamesfranco James Franco

I’ll try to smile tonight.

Variety Variety

The King’s Speech, Inception top Oscars with four each.

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Randy Newman looks like a guy who owns a car wash.

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Oprah just gave everyone in attendance a car #Not ReallyAJoke#LateShowWriters

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

Anne Hathaway really seems like she’s auditioning for the lead in the high school musical.

LeeEllenberg Lee Ellenberg

Playing Oscars drinking game. Whenever something awkward happens you do a shot. Ive done 57 shots #LateShowWriters#Oscars

Justin_Stangel Justin Stangel

The only way Franco’s grandmother could have been better would be if she had rapped #LateShowWriters

sportsguy33 Bill Simmons

Hooper over Fincher was a travesty. I forgot how much I hate the Oscars. What a farce. And I liked King’s Speech. But come on…