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The Oldest College Weekly in America. Founded 1868.

The Colgate Maroon-News

The Oldest College Weekly in America. Founded 1868.

The Colgate Maroon-News

The Oldest College Weekly in America. Founded 1868.

The Colgate Maroon-News

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An Inside Look at The Maroon-News

Joshua Repp, Special Projects Manager May 1, 2026

This article is brought to you by Marooned!, the newest college satire in America. It’s well-known in Hamilton that the money has gone to The Maroon-News’ head. Since 1868, the publication has raked in the dough, and subscribers...

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Expensive Laundry Is Making Colgate Smell Worse

Leah Reichman, Contributing Writer February 13, 2026

Colgate University’s campus has a smelly problem. It’s not because of the cow farm in Kirkland, the “pure eats” beans in Frank or even the numerous freshman boys who “forget” to put on deodorant. The stench on...

Valeria Reyes

Colgate University Has a Ginger Problem

Molly O’Brien, Assistant Commentary Editor September 19, 2025

Every day as I walk around campus — whether up the hill or between classes — my mind returns to the same perplexing thought: Colgate University has a ginger problem. Not “ginger” as in the spice used in trendy kombucha,...

Mark DiOrio

Rise and Climb! Peter’s Glen Officially Unveiled

Anaïs King, Contributing Writer September 12, 2025

After a year of metal grates, orange cones and the not-so-gentle morning ballads of construction equipment, Colgate University has finally unveiled Peter’s Glen: a lengthy concrete walkway stretching from the base to the summit...

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